Attention this is an APB for the suspect Frederick aka Fred. Fred was last seen tormenting babies and making them cry. If you see this man, please contact your local authorities. The public is cautioned not to approach him as he may be armed and dangerous. In addition to tormenting animals and small children he has been witnessed preying on the feelings of this young beautiful women. She is completely under his spell and has lost all capacity to listen to reason. Do not approach her as she will definitely tip him off.
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